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Funny Presidential Quotes

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time. Lyndon B. Johnson

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. Lyndon B. Johnson

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. Woodrow Wilson

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. Woodrow Wilson

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman

I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head. Theodore Roosevelt

One picture is worth 1,000 denials. Ronald Reagan

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. Jimmy Carter

I have had many troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came. James A. Garfield

Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. John F. Kennedy

Washington, DC is 12 square miles bordered by reality.” – Andrew Johnson

Time Flies even if turkeys don’t’. Barack Obama