- “Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.” Lyndon B. Johnson
- “Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm.” Lyndon B. Johnson
- “If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” Woodrow Wilson
- “A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.” Woodrow Wilson
- “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” Harry S Truman
- “I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.” Theodore Roosevelt
- “One picture is worth 1,000 denials.” Ronald Reagan
- “I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” Jimmy Carter
- “I have had many troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came.” James A. Garfield
- Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. John F. Kennedy
- “Washington, DC is 12 square miles bordered by reality.” – Andrew Johnson
- “Time Flies even if turkeys don’t”. Barack Obama
